Long story short, we eventually got to the city centre, shopped, found our hotel, drank, had a lovely wee dinner and went to the show. And he did not dissapoint. I actually found myself relieved when the interval came so my cheeks could relax, from laughing for a solid hour!
eg.: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ahw4PGtCqKI&feature=related
I wore this: (terrible picture, we tried it about 5 times and this was the least dark of all shots - my boyfriend is apparently incapable of taking a photograph haha!)

wearing these boots:

by All Saints;
Topshop swimwear dress
Turqoise coat, don't know where from
thrifted bag